The Two Friends

Two friends [ *Emma and Bright*] were walking
home and a lady happened to be blowing a
kiss
to
one of them from the window of a storey
building. Their conversation went as follows: *Bright*: Man, it looks like that babe is blowing
kiss
at me..
*Emma*: Guy leave that one, don't mind her.
(Then the lady signaled to him to come) *Bright*: Man the babe is calling me!
*Emma*: My friend, don't go. *Bright*: Why would you ask me not to go
when
a
fine babe like this calls me? *Emma*:Bright l beg you, don't go, please don't
go (feeling pity)
(The friend ignored him and went over to the lady,
she went to meet him and they both went
upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have fun, they
heard a car honking)
*Lady*: (on opening the window) Ha! That's
my husband!!
*Bright*: Shit! I'm in trouble!! *Lady*: Don't worry, just pretend like you're
the
laundry man and iron these clothes (pointing at
a
heap of clothes) (This guy spent the whole day ironing clothes because husband never left home that day
again.
The next day he went over to his friend's
place)
*Bright*: Pal, can you believe that it was
clothes l ironed throughout yesterday?
*Emma*: But I told you not to go. All those
clothes
you ironed, l WASHED THEM!