Let's Laugh A Little

1. Garbati : During an English lesson, the teacher
instructed his students to write a composition...!
!!
Question: Assume you are in a war, write a story
on your experience?Garbati did not write
anything and kept seated.
The teacher got puzzled, walked to Garbati's
desk and asked him why he was not doing the
exercise.
Garbati replied, "I was killed immediately at the
beginning of the war. ��������

2. I'm not saying i hate my ex, am just saying that
if i find her in hospital on life machine. I would
unplug the machine and charge my phone. lol

3. Guys...That girl who refused to show me her
breast in school
..she is now feeding her baby in a bus next to
me.
God Is great.. �� �� ��

4. That Awkward moment......... When u are laffin
so hard with ur crush.... Den a HEAVY CATARRH
jump out of ur nose...��������
FADALURD TAKE MY SOUL������.

4. Android fones can be so annoying.how do I
explain it? , I just received a notification now that
my bible app needs update, pls wat does d bible
need update for? Has Adam eaten another apple?

5. IPhone 7s earpiece is N67,000. My question is
this...... will I be able to hear angel Micheal
testing the trumpet two days before rapture??.

6. #TroubleMaking is when you are in a canoe in
the middle of a river, and you now start
singing "Mami water power, powerless
power..."

7. When you take a girl to ATM she will start
apologizing for things she hasn't Done.
"Honey am sorry for shouting at you next week"
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8. When I get a Whatsapp Message asking me to
forward it to
10 people or I die in 7 days. I close the message
and wait for
death to come.

9. U are 33 year old and ur role model is
emmanuella; can't u see the devil is using ur life
to play naira bet?

10. Wrestling is so interesting and confusing, how can a guy with no trouser be fighting for belt
.
Comment pls