My Problem With Asaba Babes

Asaba babes are so pretty, no be small, I was in Asaba sometimes ago for a workshop from my office. Barely a week in Asaba when I hooked up with one pretty lady and we begin to run things together as he dey hot!
Less than a month I suddenly realize she normally received calls from different guys probably some of her Exs boyfriends , and she normally sounds harsh on the fone like this
"hey listen and listen well,... my birthday come and go did you buy me anything?.... Noooo,
Christmas did you buy me anything?.... Noo,
Valentine did you buy me anything?.... Noo.
Easter came and go did you buy me anything?.... Noo, Even June 12 come and go did you buy me anything?.... Noo......
Now listen and listen good my birthday is coming again, you will join everything together and buy me a car!
"Heyyy fear catch me when I hear car........ I begin to think within me that I need to run for my dear life.
Ortherwise this girl will run down my ministry to zero level.
After the workshop and I was back to my base in Lagos she kept disturbing me with calls demanding for lots of things that I can not afford, I now thought of a game plan to set myself free from her.
She called me one day I now became an answering machine,.....
ME.. Welcome to ikeja mortuary center, to deposit dead body press 1,to collect your dead body press 2,to clean dead body press 3,....if you want to die press 4.... To buy human head press 5....to buy body parts press 6.....to order for winch dead body press 7......to order for ashewo dead body press 8...To order for dead body killed by HIV press 9… To speak to the owner of the mortuary press 10
What I heard next was "blood of Jesus, blood of Jesus" that was how she never called me again!